This is getting ridiculous

Seems I only post to explain that I won't be posting. So why go changing?

No updates for a while, folks! Leastwise 'til January. I'm off to Canton-that-was to acquire a small human bean and I'll be busy with that for some time, I imagine.

So put up yer boots and meet me back here in 2013 for more monkey mayhem and badly drawn adventure stories from yesteryear.

Here's an illustration that has nothing to do with either:

Thanks for reading and have a happy whatever and what have ya!

Here I am! See ya later!

Hello and Goodbye!

Oh, not forever...

I'm going on vacation again. Because that's what I do. So no updates this weekend or the next. At least not on the Untrue Tales site.

If you just can't live without your Monkeyfix, new pages go up automatically over at DrunkDuck or the Monkeybunnyüberblog.

If you're actually waiting around for more Hunter pages... God help you. It'll be a couple dry weeks for fans of teenage Frank Miller/ Don Westlake pastiches.

In the meantime, here's a drawing of a man being attacked by chickens:

Seeya round the bend, kiddies....

Here's what's what

What it is.

Dear me, dear me. Time is flying again.

So this is what's going on:

Kung Fu Monkeyface Book Two pages are rolling out. We're on page 8 (or 79 if you're counting from the beginning of Book One).

The Hunter Part III is also making with the updates.
That one's up to page 3.

This is happening every week. I imagine it will keep on happening for a while.

Otherwise, work, work, work. Drink, drink, drink.
Sleep, sleep,sleep.
Repeat.

That is all.

Illo dump

More illos that I actually received actual money for:

 

Can ya believe it?

Stuff and Things

Hey. What's up?

Me, I been on vacation like I like to do. Croatia. Good times.

Anyways, I was gonna wait with this until I had another untrue tale or two in between, but I'm so darn busy with Monkeyface, who the heck knows when that's gonna be? So, (not that anybody's been exactly clamoring for it or anything), this week we're starting up another installment of Gabe Stein's The Hunter.

That's part 3 if anybody's paying attention. We'll go weekly on this one too.

Otherwise, Kung Fu Monkeyface continues every Sunday.

Here and elsewhere.

We're now up to page 76 (or Book Two page 5, if you wanna count like that).

So there you have it. Things. Stuff.

Life is grand.

More illos

Heyo. Here's some more stuff what I maked:























Should I mention what these are? Put them in context? I guess so. This one was for an article about passive-aggressive ladies or something.























This one's a title page for a Norwegian horror anthology. Those charming folks are the editors.

This one was for an article about upcoming music in 2012.

 

And this one was for an article about myths related to sugar addiction. Apparently, back in the day people thought that chocolate would make the ladies go all sex crazy. I think that might actually still work to some extent...

That's it for today! New Monkeyface is up today. Next couple weeks I'll be holidaying it on up in lurvely Yugoslavia that was - that's Croatia to you and me, Russ. So if you want the latest ape-updates with no waiting, head on over to the Monkeybunnyüberblog or Drunkduck for all your small hairy mammal needs for the next fortnight. 

Bah now!

Illo Dump

Yello.

So what the fuck am I up to when I'm not neglecting the ol' bloggerino? Or rather, while I am in fact neglecting the ol' bloggerino. I mean, other than laying around watching tv and eating butter brickle ice cream.

Whelp, I've been lucky enough to get a good deal of illustration work for magazines and comics and books and whatnot. So for lack of anything better to post, here's some of that stuff:

I'll post more of these when I am bored and idle.

Bye for now!